Remember how humorous Bolehland's Dato Seri Syed Hamid Albar was in the HardTalk program broadcasted on Thursday 13 September 2007? If you've missed that out, you can check it out here. Everyone was saying how good our Dato's Engrish is back then. (his English is still very good now, that's why I use present tense - my Engrend no good)
OK, back to topic, Annuar Ibrahim was accused for sodomizing one of his young mail aide not long ago and based on this news, I believe the States are questioning about how the government is handling the case. Check the news here. Malaysia has reportedly blasted the United States for questioning its handling of sex accusations against opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim and said he was a "snitch" for America.
The United States said Monday it would oppose any politically motivated investigation or prosecution of Anwar...
..."America should not interfere with a (legal) exercise in our jurisdiction...," said Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar.
"American has always tried to warn small states like us, but we have never been threatened or felt threatened," he said...
...Syed Hamid also attacked Anwar's allegiances, reviving old allegations that he is too close to Washington. "Anwar is a snitch for America. Every time anything happens, he reports back to America," he said...
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I'm sure Annuar called the White House immediately after reading this.
A_n _ _r: Poppa Poppa, they're bullying me
O_b_ _a: 'ho's tha bastard?
A_n _ _r: H_m_ _ the botak-head
O_b_ _a: I'll sen troops to bomb 'is arse up. Dun 'orry UN will back yer arse hole up
They've surely entertained us well. Good job but whatever it is, I'm getting tired of all these jokes.
But anyway, we're not afraid of the Whites because we've been fighting the them for more than 200 years since Portuguese colony. Back then, knowing that we were surely dead, we still fought the Portuguese with our own freaking bare hands, parang and spears while they were holding guns and cannons. They threw us cannon balls and bullets, we fought back by throwing bull dungs and chicken shits! We took all measures to protect our dearest homeland. =) Hooray to the Malays who fought 200 years ago. We were so brave.
Note: "we" in this context means the Malay race because Chinese weren't local at that time (it's like, you won't risk your life for OTHER people's homeland, right?) - that's what the Malaysia History text book says
200 years later today, we are still very brave! We're not afraid of the bastards in the White House, we've NEVER felt threatened!! NOT AT ALL!! *Scream the Red Indian Hero Cheer - Hoo Hoo Haa Haa*
Oh however, when the video of police abusing and forcing Chinese prostitutes to squat-and-stand-while-pulling-their-ears in nude got exposed, we sent our delegates and ministers to China immediately, to apologize, to kowtow, even without Beijing saying a word. I was so impressed - for the first time the government was sooooo efficient.
Dato Seri Syed Hamid Albar
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- Picture courtesy of BBC News
The Broken Tooth says
::So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::