I was asked, "What would you do if you know that you are going to die tomorrow?"

I replied, "I'll just sit down at the balcony, drink some green tea and relax. I'll take this last opportunity to do things that I enjoy most: look at the sky, the birds, people buzzing on streets, listen to the whispers of wind and Luise Armstrong singing 'What a wonderful world' while waiting for my moment to come".

And that person responded =.=

If there is anything that differentiates me from others, it'd be "I'm always politically incorrect".