The Minus -Eighty-Degree-Celsius Freezer

There is a minus-eighty-degree-Celsius freezer hiding in a corner of NTU. (OK, its at NTU-SCBE-CBE-B3-30. Come and steal it.)

Mind you, if you are thinking of stealing this baby, remember to wear a piece of high-quality hand glove. Moboto.blogspot.com shall not be responsible if your hand got deep froze and detaches itself from your arm.

Behold, it's the all mighty minus-eighty-degree-Celsius freezer!
Hold your breath and get ready to kowtow!

Foooo!!! Feel the wrath of the Ice Queen Monster!

I was almost swallowed up by the Ice Queen Monster while taking this up close picture for my readers. Sadly, my relentless efforts are always gone unappreciated.

The Chinese says, "You won't get the cub if you don't enter the tigers' dent"
Here I come! Ice Queen Babies!

Gotta be quick! Before she realizes...

I grabbed the Ice Queen Babies from the nursing cell at the speed of light.
ZOOOP!

Ahh... there you are, my baby~

The Broken Tooth says
::So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::

My Pee Pee Scan

If you are wondering what this is, it's the separation result of my pee pee by Ultra High Performance Liquid chromatography. Understand? No? So am I. =)

The Broken Tooth says
::So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::

The Little Red Dot

If you wonder why people call Singapore as the Little Red Dot and how it came about... Read on, if you are interested.

When Bacharuddin Jusuf Habibie was the president of Indonesia 10 years ago (1998-1999), he named Singapore as the Little Red Dot on map in the Asian Wall Street Journal dated 4th August 1998. This is what he said:

It was reported that Habibie had remarked that he did not have the feeling that Singapore was a friend and had pointed to a map, saying: "It's OK with me, but there are 211 million people (in Indonesia). All the green (area) is Indonesia and that red dot is Singapore."

What's more interesting is how the then Singapore Prime Minister, Goh Chok Tong replied.19 days after Habibie remarked in Asian Wall Street Journal on the National Day Rally Speech. Back then, many countries in this region was striked by the Asian financial crisis and Indonesia was particularly hit hard. Goh said:

"Singapore will help Indonesia within the limits of our ability. We are a small economy. ... After all we are only three million people. Just a little red dot on the map. Where is the capacity to help 211 million people?"

War of words between leaders of nations. We have tonnes of those in the Bolehland, too. Dr. M is one of them. =) Cheers.

The Broken Tooth says
::So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::

I Think I've Just Found an Alien in My... Bathroom

Just like what the title says: I think I've just found an alien, if not, a mutated animal species in my... bathroom.

A mutated lizard lying lazily on the window of my bathroom and it looks old, evil, plastic, mutated, BIG, FAT, FUGLY, sickening, irritating, disgusting............. Fortunately, it didn't stick its tongue out. *Phew*

I know it's super duper truper mupper zupper disgusting, I was disgusted as well. I don't even dare to poo in that toilet lorh, who knows when will that freaky thing drop on me!

But but but, I can't help to take a picture and post it here to share my wonderful experience with all my beloved readers. =) I know I'm sweet. *Winks* and my landlord was like: what is this guy doing with a camera inside the toilet?

I was like, wah-lou! What the heck is this thing?
For a second, I thought its some plastic lizard toy people always sell at Orchard...
But this is too fugly to be sold there.

Wanna have a better view?
Lemme ZOOM in for you. I think the lizard's left eye is blind...
I dunno, ask him.



I wanted to feed it to a bird but for a second I think, perhaps it's not a good idea.
The bird may die of food poisoning.

The Broken Tooth says
::So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::

Kill Beauty. Save the Children

The 2008 Miss World Malaysia pageant is rather... creative. The theme of the contest is "Kill Beauty. Save the Children" and the voting system is pretty interesting.

All the contestants are treated as prisoners / victims / what-ever-you-call-it and you can vote out the contestants by killing them. Here's the guild to kill:

A GUIDE TO "KILLING"
Murder. Mayhem. And more.

• Look through the profile of every Miss World Malaysia contestant via the LIST OF VICTIMS
• Eliminate the ones who you think do not deserve to be in the Miss World Malaysia pageant by clicking the “KILL” button
• To ensure that a particular victim gets eliminated, click on “KILL” as many times as possible
• Then, click some more, killer
• Cue maniacal laughter

You can kill the victims over and over again to make sure they are definitely dead. (How cruel for a beauty pageant contest). You can kill the undeserving contestants here. Beauty contest is definitely getting more and more violent nowadays.

Soon PAS will protest about this because it promotes social ills and the kids in front of TV will get gila and kill everyone they see in scholl and...

Miss World Malaysia main page

Note

1. gila = crazy

The Broken Tooth says
::So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::

Its either W.H.O.'s Math SUX or I'm Retard

OK, this is the third straight entry regarding about WHO and I know all of you must be really fed up reading this. Too bad, I just can't help it!

Quoted from WHO Report again and this time, it's Malaysia's turn.

The population of Malaysia was 26.6 million in 2006, with about 42% below 20 years of age and about 67% above 60 years. The...

...The economically productive or working-age population, classified as persons aged 15 to 64 years, accounts for a sizable population of 16 million, or 63.3% of the total population...

....................................

Population below 20 years old = 42%
Population above 60 years old = 67%

and that means...
Population between 20 to 60 years old = -9%
But given that,
Population between 15 to 64 years old = 63.3%

Can you solve this?

tick tock tick tock

After having a deep thought, I shouted:

Eeeewreka!! The solution must be an imaginary number!

Calculation is done based on the assumption that population includes Malaysia Ministry of Imaginary Creatures registered ghosts! Those straying on streets, fighting on the roof tops, sleeping under your bed, everywhere within the physical boundary of Malaysia - GOOD Assumption. I am so proud of myself =)

W.H.O. logo

The Broken Tooth says

::So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::