I was asked, "What would you do if you know that you are going to die tomorrow?"

I replied, "I'll just sit down at the balcony, drink some green tea and relax. I'll take this last opportunity to do things that I enjoy most: look at the sky, the birds, people buzzing on streets, listen to the whispers of wind and Luise Armstrong singing 'What a wonderful world' while waiting for my moment to come".

And that person responded =.=

Eating Spree

Eating crêpes at Out of the Pan at Raffles City.

Creepy crêpes are westernized Chinese poh-piah that burn a big hole in your pocket - S$15 for two pieces of poh-piah =(
Nonetheless, it was nice.

Then followed by dessert at Ministry of Food (M.O.F.)
M.O.F. is a must try Japanese restaurant that serves really nice Jap food

I ordered a sesame ice-cream with Japanese rice ball for only S$5.80+
I think the price is OK la.

And not forgetting, free flow of GREEN TEA!

Pictures taken on 17th Oct, 2008

The Broken Tooth says
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Tag

RULE: Do it. And duplicate it to 6 other people. That also means tag 'em! Haha.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
   Forgive and you’ll earn a higher place in heaven (Nah, as if…)
   
   
2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
   Rich and famous =)
   
   
3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
   YOU!
   
   
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
   Get the world hell out of financial crisis. But how?
   
   
5. Pretty but fat/Ugly but slim, which one would you prefer?
   That would definitely be pretty but fat. As long as pretty, OK.
   
   
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
   Being able to love is truly a blessing.
   
   
7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
   Till the end of time.
   
   
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
   Change target.
   
   
9. If you like to act with someone, who will it be? your gf/bf or an actress/actor?
   Can't think of anyone else but Jessica Alba.
   
   
10. Will you invite for ex bf/gf to your wedding dinner?
    Hmm… why not?
    
    
11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
    I'm so sick of being asked about this so many times in job interviews. I REFUSE to answer.
    
    
12. What's your fear?
    Being eaten by a spider.
    
    
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
    People who remember me.
    
    
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
    Single and rich lah! Single doesn’t mean you aren’t engaged, does it?
    
    
15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
    Sleep back for another 15 minutes.
    
    
16. Would you give all in a relationship?
    No.
    
    
17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
    Can I pick both?
    
    
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
    If I say yes, I’d be lying.
    
    
19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
    I'd prefer to be a single at the moment.
    
    
20. Tag 6 other person
    Due to some technical issues, the list will be updated shortly after the problem is resolved.

The Broken Tooth says
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If there is anything that differentiates me from others, it'd be "I'm always politically incorrect".

I Think I've Just Found an Alien in My... Bathroom

Just like what the title says: I think I've just found an alien, if not, a mutated animal species in my... bathroom.

A mutated lizard lying lazily on the window of my bathroom and it looks old, evil, plastic, mutated, BIG, FAT, FUGLY, sickening, irritating, disgusting............. Fortunately, it didn't stick its tongue out. *Phew*

I know it's super duper truper mupper zupper disgusting, I was disgusted as well. I don't even dare to poo in that toilet lorh, who knows when will that freaky thing drop on me!

But but but, I can't help to take a picture and post it here to share my wonderful experience with all my beloved readers. =) I know I'm sweet. *Winks* and my landlord was like: what is this guy doing with a camera inside the toilet?

I was like, wah-lou! What the heck is this thing?
For a second, I thought its some plastic lizard toy people always sell at Orchard...
But this is too fugly to be sold there.

Wanna have a better view?
Lemme ZOOM in for you. I think the lizard's left eye is blind...
I dunno, ask him.



I wanted to feed it to a bird but for a second I think, perhaps it's not a good idea.
The bird may die of food poisoning.

The Broken Tooth says
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Hari Raya Eve Yam-Cha

Singapore is a multi-racial, multi-religion, multi-lingual, multi-this and multi-that country. We celebrate Chinese New Year, Malay New Year, Indian New Year and last but not least, Happy New Year. Yeah, as a racially integrated citizen, we purposely went to yam-cha on the eve of Hari Raya just to celebrate this festival - to promote racial harmony in Singapore and hopefully, spread back to Malaysia, the wonderful Bolehland. So nice we are, aren't we?

I always think that ice-cream is one of the most fabulous invention of mankind. Lovely, aren't they? A gentle kiss from ice-cream will melt your sorrows away and brighten up your day. It slips through your lips and smoothly lands on your tongue, reactions occur and the chemistry (biochemistry to be precise) is just so right. It's like, you accidentally bump into your long lost first love and feel that heart beat again - the bip bop bip bop kinda feeling.

Life is just so great.

*Event happend on the October 1, 2008.


Note:
*Since I always post out-dated entry, Iit'd be better for me to write down the event day for my own reference. It's my blog anyway.

The Broken Tooth says
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Very Good

I've just got back my mid-term test and guess what....
My dear dear prof commented: V. Good!
I am so freaking happy =)

The Broken Tooth says
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DHL Balloon

Wikipedia

The DHL Balloon is a giant helium balloon, located on Tan Quee Lan Street in the Downtown Core of Singapore. Sited next to the New 7th Story Hotel and near Bugis MRT Station, the distinctive red and yellow commercial passenger balloon is the world's largest tethered helium balloon.

The balloon has been there since 2005 and going to be relocated back to France by the end of September 2008. For only $23, you'll get a breathtaking 360 degree panoramic view of the entire Singapore at a height of 150m. I thought it'd be a cool idea to try it before they close it down. So, I went there on the 20th, 10 days before they flatten the balloon.

Had lunch-cum-dinner at M.O.S and saw an interesting wall painting at Bugis Street. Look at the figure carefully, with her mouth placed on neck, shoe on head and a penis-look-alike nose.

There you are, the famous DHL balloon.

Unfortunately, that cursed balloon was closed for maintenance. For heaven's sake, I really don't understand why did they bother to maintain it only for another 10 freaking damned days. I wasn't the only disappointed visitors. The few people behind me in the picture came all the way from either KL or HK to try it out, poor things.

The Broken Tooth says
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Toothie's Guide to Bake Sexy Moon Cakes

Yeah yeah, I know the 2008 Moon Cake Festival is long over, but it is always good to know how to bake moon cakes right?

First, push your favorite paste deep inside a handful of flour.
Massage it gently and roll it into a ball.
Treat it nicely, wear a pair of clean gloves.
It's for your own safety and your sexy moon cake deserves massages done by sparkling hands.

Then, press it into a template forcefully.
Or else you'll get semi-retarded looking moon cake, we don't want that.
We are making SEXY moon cakes.

Give all the force you have.
Push, PUsh, PUSh, PUSH!!!

And pull out after that.
Pull, PUll, PULl, PULL!!

There you go.
Nice and sexylicious moon cake.



*Sorry la, the picture quality ain't good enough =(*

The Broken Tooth says
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A Word from Dr. Mahathir Mohamad

The former premier of the Bolehland had commented on the United States not long ago at his blog. This is part of what he said, in which, I think it's quite or partially true.

3. It had condemned the Internal Security Act as unjust and a violation of human rights. Following the shock and awe invasion of Iraq, it has detained alleged terrorists without trial and without rights and habeas corpus proceeings. Some detainees have been there for five years.

4. Then in Abu Ghraib detention camp detainees have been tortured and humiliated. They were treated like animals. If it had happened in some weak Asian country, the US would demand for all kinds of punishment which the US is ever ready to inflict. But no one can drag Americans to court and punish them. If at all American courts would try these miscreants and the punishment would be very light.

True true. But still, ISA is NOT right for Malaysia today and detaining a blogger under ISA is even-more-not-right (I know it's very bad English, but sorry lah, my Engrand no good).

6. When as a result of the so-called trade in currencies the companies in the poor countries faced bankruptcy, the Governments were told not to bail out any company or bank which was in deep trouble. The Americans claimed that these companies or banks were inefficient and they should be allowed to go bankrupt and perish. Better still they should be sold at fire-sale price to American investors.

7. Yet today we see the US Government readying US700 billion to brazenly bail out banks, mortgage companies and insurance companies.

8. Where does the money come from? From thin air as no real money in cash or bullion or anything tangible are moved into the bankrupt banks. The money is just in the form of loan papers and entries in the books of the banks or companies.

LOL! I love point 7 - Americans are slapping their face hard this time.

11. In the final spasm of fear, the Government has given itself the right to resolve the problem of bankrupt banks and companies by the Government taking over i.e. the great capitalist country has accepted what is nothing more than nationalisation which it had condemned so much before.

Another big-tight-slap. AUCH

12. The US now owes the world US 14 trillion. There is no way it can ever settle this debt. If other countries fail to repay or service their debts, the US would demand that they be made bankrupt. Now the US is literally bankrupt but it still insists that the pieces of paper, the famous or infamous greenbacks have some value. It actually has no value. Certainly it cannot be used to finance wars of aggression against Iraq and Afghanistan, to finance the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) activities in undermining Governments and countries. But still the US' ability to threaten countries is undiminished.

They were slapped really hard this time.

The Broken Tooth says
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