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Monday, December 8, 2008

JY's Birthday

I know, it's a suppose-to-be-uploaded-long-ago entry.

My bag called Annie

Jyappanise Curry Rice

Corn and Vege Ramen

Ajinomoto Ramen (just kidding)

Tenpura Don?

I love this potato dessert =)

sticky "kuih"

Mango Ice Cream

My Cold Ramen
All-time-favourite

~Up close~



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Thursday, November 27, 2008

The Little Red Dot

If you wonder why people call Singapore as the Little Red Dot and how it came about... Read on, if you are interested.

When Bacharuddin Jusuf Habibie was the president of Indonesia 10 years ago (1998-1999), he named Singapore as the Little Red Dot on map in the Asian Wall Street Journal dated 4th August 1998. This is what he said:
It was reported that Habibie had remarked that he did not have the feeling that Singapore was a friend and had pointed to a map, saying: "It's OK with me, but there are 211 million people (in Indonesia). All the green (area) is Indonesia and that red dot is Singapore."
What's more interesting is how the then Singapore Prime Minister, Goh Chok Tong replied.19 days after Habibie remarked in Asian Wall Street Journal on the National Day Rally Speech. Back then, many countries in this region was striked by the Asian financial crisis and Indonesia was particularly hit hard. Goh said:
"Singapore will help Indonesia within the limits of our ability. We are a small economy. ... After all we are only three million people. Just a little red dot on the map. Where is the capacity to help 211 million people?"
War of words between leaders of nations. We have tonnes of those in the Bolehland, too. Dr. M is one of them. =) Cheers.


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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Indo's Take-it-or-leave-it

Source: Channelnewsasia
Foreign drug companies can quit Indonesia if they do not like new rules requiring them to have local production facilities, Health Minister Siti Fadilah Supari said on Monday.

"If they want to get licences (to sell their products) they have to invest here also, not just take advantage of the Indonesian market," Supari told Dow Jones Newswires.

"They can't just operate like a retailer here, with an office size that's three metres by three and make billions of rupiah. That is not fair."

Under the new rules, foreign companies have a two-year grace period in which to set up production facilities.

Those who fail to do so would be banned from selling their products or distributing them through companies that do have plants in Indonesia.

"If they want to go away, go ahead," she said. She added that India and China had already enacted such requirements.

There are 29 international pharmaceutical companies marketing their products in Indonesia, with total market share of 25 percent.

OK, this Supari woman said foreign pharmaceutical companies will be given two years to build a pharmaceutical production plant or their products will be banned from being sold in Indonesian market.


Sometimes I do wonder if politicians or ministers actually consult with specialists before they make any statement or impose a law. Two years to build a plant or you'll be banned? Perhaps they think that building a plant is just another LEGO game. Stack some bricks together, install some plastic reactor tanks and rubber pipes and get the pharmaceutical
active ingredient from their home garden. So easy huh? Even a 3-year-old kid knows how to do it.

Here comes the logic, getting a sound reaction pathway takes sometime. Next, you have to consider how to conduct the reaction in a suitable reactor configuration, temperature, pressure, etc. Then, linking all the little pieces of components like pumps, reactors, separators, pipes... together. After that, coming out with control and safety measures, like temperature control. OK, assume all these could be done within 5 months (I bet your reactor may explode anytime). I certainly believe it'd take s
ometime to build the plant too. Again, assume you could build your plant in 5-month time (now your entire plant may collapse anytime). Finally, you plant is ready to start operating. What about regulations? People somehow forgot the fact that those DRUGS are not cat food leh... Countries like Singapore require a least 1 year (for a well known products with adequate safety records) to get your drug approved. Now, we are talking about drugs produced from new given-only-freaking-two-years-to-build plant. What do you think?

If you want people to transfer technologies and create jobs, you must at least let people to be adequately prepared, mustn't you? Yeah, I'll just buil
d a packaging plant to hire some workers to paste labels on boxes and bottles. Come on, it's still a plant! If you were me, would you buy a drug produced from a given-only-freaking-two-years-to-build plant? No, right? It would only harm Indo's drug reliability.

Good luck everyone.

OK, so this is the woman who suggested the rule:

Indonesian health minister Siti Fadilah Supari



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Monday, October 27, 2008

I was asked, "What would you do if you know that you are going to die tomorrow?"

I replied, "I'll just sit down at the balcony, drink some green tea and relax. I'll take this last opportunity to do things that I enjoy most: look at the sky, the birds, people buzzing on streets, listen to the whispers of wind and Luise Armstrong singing 'What a wonderful world' while waiting for my moment to come".

And that person responded =.=

Eating Spree

Eating crêpes at Out of the Pan at Raffles City.
Creepy crêpes are westernized Chinese poh-piah that burn a big hole in your pocket - S$15 for two pieces of poh-piah =(
Nonetheless, it was nice.

Then followed by dessert at Ministry of Food (M.O.F.)
M.O.F. is a must try Japanese restaurant that serves really nice Jap food

I ordered a sesame ice-cream with Japanese rice ball for only S$5.80+
I think the price is OK la.


And not forgetting, free flow of GREEN TEA!


Pictures taken on 17th Oct, 2008



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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Tag

RULE: Do it. And duplicate it to 6 other people. That also means tag 'em! Haha.

  1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
    Forgive and you’ll earn a higher place in heaven (Nah, as if…)

  2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
    Rich and famous =)

  3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
    YOU!


  4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
    Get the world hell out of financial crisis. But how?

  5. Pretty but fat/Ugly but slim, which one would you prefer?
    That would definitely be pretty but fat. As long as pretty, OK.

  6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
    Being able to love is truly a blessing.

  7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
    Till the end of time.

  8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
    Change target.

  9. If you like to act with someone, who will it be? your gf/bf or an actress/actor?
    Can't think of anyone else but Jessica Alba.

  10. Will you invite for ex bf/gf to your wedding dinner?
    Hmm… why not?

  11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
    I'm so sick of being asked about this so many times in job interviews. I REFUSE to answer.

  12. What's your fear?
    Being eaten by a spider.

  13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
    People who remember me.

  14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
    Single and rich lah! Single doesn’t mean you aren’t engaged, does it?


  15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
    Sleep back for another 15 minutes.

  16. Would you give all in a relationship?
    No.


  17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
    Can I pick both?

  18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
    If I say yes, I’d be lying.

  19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
    I'd prefer to be a single at the moment.

  20. Tag 6 other person
    Due to some technical issues, the list will be updated shortly after the problem is resolved.


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If there is anything that differentiates me from others, it'd be "I'm always politically incorrect".

Monday, October 13, 2008

I Think I've Just Found an Alien in My... Bathroom

Just like what the title says: I think I've just found an alien, if not, a mutated animal species in my... bathroom.

A mutated lizard lying lazily on the window of my bathroom and it looks old, evil, plastic, mutated, BIG, FAT, FUGLY, sickening, irritating, disgusting............. Fortunately, it didn't stick its tongue out. *Phew*


I know it's super duper truper mupper zupper disgusting, I was disgusted as well. I don't even dare to poo in that toilet lorh, who knows when will that freaky thing drop on me!

But but but, I can't help to take a picture and post it here to share my wonderful experience with all my beloved readers. =) I know I'm sweet. *Winks* and my landlord was like: what is this guy doing with a camera inside the toilet?

I was like, wah-lou! What the heck is this thing?
For a second, I thought its some plastic lizard toy people always sell at Orchard...
But this is too fugly to be sold there.


Wanna have a better view?
Lemme ZOOM in for you. I think the lizard's left eye is blind...
I dunno, ask him.



I wanted to feed it to a bird but for a second I think, perhaps it's not a good idea.
The bird may die of food poisoning.



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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Hari Raya Eve Yam-Cha

Singapore is a multi-racial, multi-religion, multi-lingual, multi-this and multi-that country. We celebrate Chinese New Year, Malay New Year, Indian New Year and last but not least, Happy New Year. Yeah, as a racially integrated citizen, we purposely went to yam-cha on the eve of Hari Raya just to celebrate this festival - to promote racial harmony in Singapore and hopefully, spread back to Malaysia, the wonderful Bolehland. So nice we are, aren't we?



I always think that ice-cream is one of the most fabulous invention of mankind. Lovely, aren't they? A gentle kiss from ice-cream will melt your sorrows away and brighten up your day. It slips through your lips and smoothly lands on your tongue, reactions occur and the chemistry (biochemistry to be precise) is just so right. It's like, you accidentally bump into your long lost first love and feel that heart beat again - the bip bop bip bop kinda feeling.

Life is just so great.


*Event happend on the October 1, 2008.


Note:
*Since I always post out-dated entry, Iit'd be better for me to write down the event day for my own reference. It's my blog anyway.




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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Very Good

I've just got back my mid-term test and guess what....
My dear dear prof commented: V. Good!
I am so freaking happy =)



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Monday, October 6, 2008

DHL Balloon

Wikipedia
The DHL Balloon is a giant helium balloon, located on Tan Quee Lan Street in the Downtown Core of Singapore. Sited next to the New 7th Story Hotel and near Bugis MRT Station, the distinctive red and yellow commercial passenger balloon is the world's largest tethered helium balloon.

The balloon has been there since 2005 and going to be relocated back to France by the end of September 2008. For only $23, you'll get a breathtaking 360 degree panoramic view of the entire Singapore at a height of 150m. I thought it'd be a cool idea to try it before they close it down. So, I went there on the 20th, 10 days before they flatten the balloon.


Had lunch-cum-dinner at M.O.S and saw an interesting wall painting at Bugis Street. Look at the figure carefully, with her mouth placed on neck, shoe on head and a penis-look-alike nose.

There you are, the famous DHL balloon.

Unfortunately, that cursed balloon was closed for maintenance. For heaven's sake, I really don't understand why did they bother to maintain it only for another 10 freaking damned days. I wasn't the only disappointed visitors. The few people behind me in the picture came all the way from either KL or HK to try it out, poor things.


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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Toothie's Guide to Bake Sexy Moon Cakes

Yeah yeah, I know the 2008 Moon Cake Festival is long over, but it is always good to know how to bake moon cakes right?

First, push your favorite paste deep inside a handful of flour.
Massage it gently and roll it into a ball
.
Treat it nicely, wear a pair of clean gloves.
It's for your own safety and your sexy moon cake deserves massages done by sparkling hands.


Then, press it into a template forcefully.
Or else you'll get semi-retarded looking moon cake, we don't want that.
We are making SEXY moon cakes.

Give all the force you have.
Push, PUsh, PUSh, PUSH!!!

And pull out after that.
Pull, PUll, PULl, PULL!!

There you go.
Nice and sexylicious moon cake.



*Sorry la, the picture quality ain't good enough =(*




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Sunday, September 28, 2008

A Word from Dr. Mahathir Mohamad

The former premier of the Bolehland had commented on the United States not long ago at his blog. This is part of what he said, in which, I think it's quite or partially true.

3. It had condemned the Internal Security Act as unjust and a violation of human rights. Following the shock and awe invasion of Iraq, it has detained alleged terrorists without trial and without rights and habeas corpus proceeings. Some detainees have been there for five years.

4. Then in Abu Ghraib detention camp detainees have been tortured and humiliated. They were treated like animals. If it had happened in some weak Asian country, the US would demand for all kinds of punishment which the US is ever ready to inflict. But no one can drag Americans to court and punish them. If at all American courts would try these miscreants and the punishment would be very light.
True true. But still, ISA is NOT right for Malaysia today and detaining a blogger under ISA is even-more-not-right (I know it's very bad English, but sorry lah, my Engrand no good).

6. When as a result of the so-called trade in currencies the companies in the poor countries faced bankruptcy, the Governments were told not to bail out any company or bank which was in deep trouble. The Americans claimed that these companies or banks were inefficient and they should be allowed to go bankrupt and perish. Better still they should be sold at fire-sale price to American investors.

7. Yet today we see the US Government readying US700 billion to brazenly bail out banks, mortgage companies and insurance companies.

8. Where does the money come from? From thin air as no real money in cash or bullion or anything tangible are moved into the bankrupt banks. The money is just in the form of loan papers and entries in the books of the banks or companies.
LOL! I love point 7 - Americans are slapping their face hard this time.

11. In the final spasm of fear, the Government has given itself the right to resolve the problem of bankrupt banks and companies by the Government taking over i.e. the great capitalist country has accepted what is nothing more than nationalisation which it had condemned so much before.
Another big-tight-slap. AUCH

12. The US now owes the world US 14 trillion. There is no way it can ever settle this debt. If other countries fail to repay or service their debts, the US would demand that they be made bankrupt. Now the US is literally bankrupt but it still insists that the pieces of paper, the famous or infamous greenbacks have some value. It actually has no value. Certainly it cannot be used to finance wars of aggression against Iraq and Afghanistan, to finance the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) activities in undermining Governments and countries. But still the US' ability to threaten countries is undiminished.
They were slapped really hard this time.


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Saturday, September 27, 2008

The Coffee Machine is Broken

LMAO, this is darn hilarious



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Monday, September 22, 2008

NDP Fireworks

OK la, I am lazy to write down all my feelings, will update it someday later.






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Sunday, September 21, 2008

So-long-ago Farewell Party

Yeap yeap, it's a long-ago-picture from Aug 22, 2008, but come on folks! I am a freaking busy man, you know! It was Rachael's farewell party after working in Singapore for two months - time really flies like flies huh?

Rachael, Regina and Zhi Rui
The Longbar is the birth place of Singapore Sling and first served in 1915. What is this Singapore-sling-around thing? The ingredients are gin, Cointreau, cherry brandy, Dom Benedictine, pineapple juice, Grenadine, Angoustura bitters and limes. However, I suggest having some beer before drinking the sling, or rather, try to mix a little of soda into the drink. It'll definitely taste better that way.
Yeap, we chilled out at the Long Bar, tried out Singapore Sling (the Long Bar invented it), eating peanuts, throwing peanuts shells anywhere you like and I love it :) What to do? After all, I am a Malaysian who like to throw rubbish everywhere and anywhere.

And we went to Zouk out after that...
Yeah yeah, I know I am very zombie that night...

All the best to you!



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Thursday, September 18, 2008

And Now He Barks



KUALA LUMPUR - Malaysian Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, who is facing an opposition bid to seize power, said Wednesday he might step down before a planned handover to his deputy in mid-2010...

...There had been speculation that Najib and other figures in the ruling party were preparing to challenge Abdullah, whose popularity has tumbled due to a weakening economy and broken promises for reform...

...Abdullah on Wednesday delivered a warning to the opposition leader, accusing him of "lying to the public and confusing the people"...

..."He has become a threat to the economy and national security," he said -- a serious allegation in Malaysia, where the government can use draconian internal security laws to detain its opponents without trial...

..."I will not indicate what plan I will take, what I do will be in the best interests of the people and the country," Abdullah said when asked what action he was going to take...

...He also confirmed he would not agree to the opposition leader's request for a meeting to discuss a peaceful transition of power. "There is nothing to discuss," he said...


Annuar is a threat to the economy and national security and may be detained under ISA he said. Good show awaits, folks! Get your tickets and popcorn now!

N: When the hell is he going to hand over his chair to me?

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Whack-me-please Face

September 16, 2008 - a day where the opposition claims that they have sufficient MPs to topple the ruling government - is no issue or worries to our confident Prime Minister of Malaysia. =)
Come babe, come and slap me


source of picture: Channelnewsasia - Perhaps I am too sensitive, I noticed that Channelnewsasia always put Bodohwi's come-and-whack-me-please pictures in it's website.




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Sunday, August 31, 2008

Merdeka?

Today is Malaysia 52nd 51st Independence Day - Merdeka to all fellow Malaysians.

How did I celebrated it? Went for a school trip at Jurong Island. (Actually, I almost forgotten about this matter until I read my friends' blog, shame!!)

Will talk about the trip days later. Ciaoz




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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Some Thoughts

云随风飘; 葵往日朝

你是云还是风, 是葵还是日?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Let's Get the Party Started!

Malaysia's Anwar to be sworn in as MP on Thursday.

He was sacked, sent to jail and now he is back to haunt the kids in the PM office.



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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

早晨

今天是我首次从新家搭巴士上班,而从我家到车站的路程也有一段距离。一个天气晴朗的早晨,我在温暖地阳光怀抱之下,一边听着宇多田光的音乐,一边向车站漫步。天空吹起微风,仿佛上帝向我打招呼似的。看见空中的鸟儿们自由的飞翔;看见草原上的老鼠家伙们享用偷捡回来的早餐;看见车龙门耐性的排队;看见一些人带着沉重,一些人带着开朗的心情,各自往向自己地目的地走去。大家也是与我一样,天亮了,为生活,为将来,为理想,为家园,而奋斗,坚持与努力。这是多么漂亮的早景啊!大家要努力加油哦!

Friday, July 11, 2008

Best of "Aqua" Series

Got some Aqua pictures from an email... I was like Ooouuuh Maaaai Gooosh. I can't tell that they are actually guys if I wasn't informed at the first place. And why the hell are they prettier than my current girlfriendsssssssss? OK, I take that back, I'm single and available right now, email me if you are looking for a boy friend.




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And now, let me present you the contestants of 2008 Ms Aqua World!



Ms Aqua Japan
Big eyes, sweet smile and kawaii look
85% score to well-made-aqua-indicator


Ms Aqua Korea
harsh comments were censored*

49.9% score to well-made-aqua-indicator

OK, I knew the previous wasn't qualified but no worries,
Ms
Aqua Korea Ultimate 河莉秀 comes to rescue Korea!

Matured and sexy - good enough for a woman
90% score to well-made-aqua-indicator

Ms Aqua Taiwan
Typical Taiwanese girl act-cute pose
69% score to well-made-aqua-indicator

Ms Aqua Thailand
李心洁 look alike (I think) and natural
84% score to well-made-aqua-indicator

Ms Aqua Singapore
Natural beauty, loving and sweet smile
87% score to well-made-aqua-indicator





And now, let's cheer for the last contestant...














Ms Aqua China!!!
harsh comments were censored*#
-99% score to well-made-aqua-indicator

I wanted to give -100% but the guys seems be happy to have her around.






And therefore, the winner of 2008 Ms Aqua World is...
(drumroll)















(drum still rolling)













(and still rolling...)









(and rolling...)












Ms Aqua Korea ULTIMATE!!!

河莉秀






Note
  1. *Simon Conwell-alike comments will be censored in this blog because the management of moboto.blogspot.com adopts model friendly policy.
  2. #The management of moboto.blogspot.com will not be responsible for the consequences of viewing the indicated picture. The management doubts insurance companies will pay for the hospitalization bills, too.
  3. Well, since moboto.blogspot.com got the source from an email, the reliability is questionable. If you are the person in the picture, the management has something to say:
  • Possibility 1 - You are indeed an aqua. Well done to your surgery and please let us post your picture here. Thank you.
  • Possibility 2 - You are a genuine female. All I can say is you must have offended somebody and you are blackmailed. Please leave a comment if you want me to remove your photo.


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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

A Woman then Man and Finally Pregnant Man

I saw this piece of interesting news at The Times Online, and it sounds like this...
Thomas Beatie, a married man who used to be a woman, is pregnant with a baby girl

...“How does it feel to be a pregnant man? Incredible,” wrote Thomas Beatie, 34, from the Pacific North West of the United States...

...“Despite the fact that my belly is growing with a new life inside me, I am stable and confident being the man that I am.”


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I ought to read the title 3 times to get myself right and when I read the first few paragraphs, I was like... (speechless) and I continued to read on...
...Mr Beatie’s first successful insemination ended in a life-threatening ectopic pregnancy with triplets that required surgery, resulting in the loss of all his embryos and his right Fallopian tube. “When my brother found out about my loss, he said, ‘It’s a good thing that happened. Who knows what kind of monster it would have been?’,” he wrote...

..Dr Masterson said, however, that transgendered men face special health risks resulting from their sex change. “It’s really important that he doesn’t take any testosterone early on in the pregnancy and later on,” she said. “That can cause male-type characteristics in the female baby.” ...


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‘Who knows what kind of monster it would have been?’ OMG for a brother to say that but LOL and it could be true; if he accidentally took a testosterone injection during his pregnancy and boooom - a baby girl with penis. So poor thing. (It's so irritating and troublesome to make all the "he"s and "his"s italic)

Nonetheless, what will the baby girl think when she has grown up? Will she be able to accept it? Will she be granted the birthright that she deserves? Will she be blessed by the community? She may have to face unnecessary discrimination from the society in the future like:
"Who is your mother?"
"My father"
"Do you get what I mean? Who is your mother?!"
"Can't you understand English, can you? I said my father!"
=.=

Alright, anyway, we are not in the position to judge other people. All the best to the Beatie family.


Thomas Beatie and Oprah Winfrey on The Oprah Winfrey Show April 3, 2008



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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Abdullah Says, "The Government WAS Stable."

Quoted from Malaysia DAP Leader Lim Kit Siang's blog here:

In Parliament last evening (Thursday), the Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi told reporters that the people should not to listen to rumors of an impending emergency rule.

He said:

"The government was stable. The security is under control. Everything is under control. Don't believe anything you hear.

"I don't think anybody should be worry. There are too many rumors."


..............................


See? He admitted himself, the government indeed WAS
stable. I don't know why, I feel sick every time I read his speech. You may say that I'm pin pointing his tiny mistakes but all I can say is
YES, I AM!
I just had a conversation with my mom the other day and she said thefts and robbery in K.L. are so common that they have became parts of our life. Is that what our PM meant when he said, "The security is under control."? I wanna throw up, some body please help me.



You-know-who


Note:
I tag this post as entertainment because I find them too funny and entertaining.


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Sunday, July 6, 2008

Just when I Thought it was Unusual for Mahathir to be so... Quiet

When I knew the Malaysia ex Premier Tun Dr Mahathir started writing a blog, I followed up whenever he posted any update - thanks to Blogger's new auto-update "My Blog List" feature . Latest updated blog will be placed first at your blog list - cool and convenient. Now, you don't have to check your frequented blogs everyday.

OK, back to the topic again, for simplicity sake, I'll just call him M. M is a frequent blogger and I was really puzzled when his blog wasn't updated in My Blog List for a long time - something is not right with this noisy old man. It's like, if your mommy didn't nag you for one week, something must have gone very wrong, right? So, I took the initiative to visit his blog manually!

To my surprise - his blog was BARRED! Reasons given: SUSPECTED SPAM BLOG!

Tsk tsk tsk... Malaysia ex Premier's website was suspected to be a spam blog. What a world and disgrace~ His blog fans say there are "some people" sabotaging his website and blah blah blah. I don't know, what do you think?

I'm pretty sure that the government was celebrating for this. *I can hear evil laughter*

But no worries, M will fight and criticize till his last breath. His new blog is now available here.

Then again, I would like to stress out that I am neither pro-M nor pro-gov nor pro-opposition. Too many jokes from them makes me feel sick to pro any side.


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Saturday, July 5, 2008

They Warn Us and We Blast Them Back

Remember how humorous Bolehland's Dato Seri Syed Hamid Albar was in the HardTalk program broadcasted on Thursday 13 September 2007? If you've missed that out, you can check it out here. Everyone was saying how good our Dato's Engrish is back then. (his English is still very good now, that's why I use present tense - my Engrend no good)

OK, back to topic, Annuar Ibrahim was accused for sodomizing one of his young mail aide not long ago and based on this news, I believe the States are questioning about how the government is handling the case. Check the news here.
Malaysia has reportedly blasted the United States for questioning its handling of sex accusations against opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim and said he was a "snitch" for America.

The United States said Monday it would oppose any politically motivated investigation or prosecution of Anwar...

..."America should not interfere with a (legal) exercise in our jurisdiction...," said Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar.

"American has always tried to warn small states like us, but we have never been threatened or felt threatened," he said...

...Syed Hamid also attacked Anwar's allegiances, reviving old allegations that he is too close to Washington. "Anwar is a snitch for America. Every time anything happens, he reports back to America," he said...

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I'm sure Annuar called the White House immediately after reading this.
A_n _ _r: Poppa Poppa, they're bullying me
O_b_ _a: 'ho's tha bastard?
A_n _ _r: H_m_ _ the botak-head
O_b_ _a: I'll sen troops to bomb 'is arse up. Dun 'orry UN will back yer arse hole up

They've surely entertained us well. Good job but whatever it is, I'm getting tired of all these jokes.

But anyway, we're not afraid of the Whites because we've been fighting the them for more than 200 years since
Portuguese colony. Back then, knowing that we were surely dead, we still fought the Portuguese with our own freaking bare hands, parang and spears while they were holding guns and cannons. They threw us cannon balls and bullets, we fought back by throwing bull dungs and chicken shits! We took all measures to protect our dearest homeland. =) Hooray to the Malays who fought 200 years ago. We were so brave.

Note: "we" in this context means the Malay race because Chinese weren't local at that time (it's like, you won't risk your life for OTHER people's homeland, right?) - that's what the Malaysia History text book says


200 years later today, we are still very brave! We're not afraid of the bastards in the White House, we've NEVER felt threatened!! NOT AT ALL!! *Scream the Red Indian Hero Cheer - Hoo Hoo Haa Haa*


Oh however, when the video of police abusing and forcing Chinese prostitutes to squat-and-stand-while-pulling-their-ears in nude got exposed, we sent our delegates and ministers to China immediately, to apologize, to kowtow, even without Beijing saying a word. I was so impressed - for the first time the government was sooooo efficient.

Dato Seri Syed Hamid Albar

Note:
  1. Picture courtesy of BBC News

The Broken Tooth says
::So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::