早晨

今天是我首次从新家搭巴士上班，而从我家到车站的路程也有一段距离。一个天气晴朗的早晨，我在温暖地阳光怀抱之下，一边听着宇多田光的音乐，一边向车站漫步。天空吹起微风，仿佛上帝向我打招呼似的。看见空中的鸟儿们自由的飞翔；看见草原上的老鼠家伙们享用偷捡回来的早餐；看见车龙门耐性的排队；看见一些人带着沉重，一些人带着开朗的心情，各自往向自己地目的地走去。大家也是与我一样，天亮了，为生活，为将来，为理想，为家园，而奋斗，坚持与努力。这是多么漂亮的早景啊！大家要努力加油哦！

Best of "Aqua" Series

Got some Aqua pictures from an email... I was like Ooouuuh Maaaai Gooosh. I can't tell that they are actually guys if I wasn't informed at the first place. And why the hell are they prettier than my current girlfriendsssssssss? OK, I take that back, I'm single and available right now, email me if you are looking for a boy friend.

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And now, let me present you the contestants of 2008 Ms Aqua World!

Ms Aqua Japan
Big eyes, sweet smile and kawaii look
85% score to well-made-aqua-indicator

Ms Aqua Korea
harsh comments were censored*
49.9% score to well-made-aqua-indicator

OK, I knew the previous wasn't qualified but no worries,
Ms Aqua Korea Ultimate 河莉秀 comes to rescue Korea!

Matured and sexy - good enough for a woman
90% score to well-made-aqua-indicator

Ms Aqua Taiwan
Typical Taiwanese girl act-cute pose
69% score to well-made-aqua-indicator

Ms Aqua Thailand
李心洁 look alike (I think) and natural
84% score to well-made-aqua-indicator

Ms Aqua Singapore
Natural beauty, loving and sweet smile
87% score to well-made-aqua-indicator





And now, let's cheer for the last contestant...

Ms Aqua China!!!
harsh comments were censored*#
-99% score to well-made-aqua-indicator

I wanted to give -100% but the guys seems be happy to have her around.

And therefore, the winner of 2008 Ms Aqua World is...
(drumroll)















(drum still rolling)













(and still rolling...)









(and rolling...)












Ms Aqua Korea ULTIMATE!!!

河莉秀

Note

1. *Simon Conwell-alike comments will be censored in this blog because the management of moboto.blogspot.com adopts model friendly policy.
   
2. #The management of moboto.blogspot.com will not be responsible for the consequences of viewing the indicated picture. The management doubts insurance companies will pay for the hospitalization bills, too.
3. Well, since moboto.blogspot.com got the source from an email, the reliability is questionable. If you are the person in the picture, the management has something to say:
   

• Possibility 1 - You are indeed an aqua. Well done to your surgery and please let us post your picture here. Thank you.
• Possibility 2 - You are a genuine female. All I can say is you must have offended somebody and you are blackmailed. Please leave a comment if you want me to remove your photo.

The Broken Tooth says
::So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::

A Woman then Man and Finally Pregnant Man

I saw this piece of interesting news at The Times Online, and it sounds like this...

Thomas Beatie, a married man who used to be a woman, is pregnant with a baby girl

...“How does it feel to be a pregnant man? Incredible,” wrote Thomas Beatie, 34, from the Pacific North West of the United States...

...“Despite the fact that my belly is growing with a new life inside me, I am stable and confident being the man that I am.”

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I ought to read the title 3 times to get myself right and when I read the first few paragraphs, I was like... (speechless) and I continued to read on...

...Mr Beatie’s first successful insemination ended in a life-threatening ectopic pregnancy with triplets that required surgery, resulting in the loss of all his embryos and his right Fallopian tube. “When my brother found out about my loss, he said, ‘It’s a good thing that happened. Who knows what kind of monster it would have been?’,” he wrote...

..Dr Masterson said, however, that transgendered men face special health risks resulting from their sex change. “It’s really important that he doesn’t take any testosterone early on in the pregnancy and later on,” she said. “That can cause male-type characteristics in the female baby.” ...

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‘Who knows what kind of monster it would have been?’ OMG for a brother to say that but LOL and it could be true; if he accidentally took a testosterone injection during his pregnancy and boooom - a baby girl with penis. So poor thing. (It's so irritating and troublesome to make all the "he"s and "his"s italic)

Nonetheless, what will the baby girl think when she has grown up? Will she be able to accept it? Will she be granted the birthright that she deserves? Will she be blessed by the community? She may have to face unnecessary discrimination from the society in the future like:

"Who is your mother?"
"My father"
"Do you get what I mean? Who is your mother?!"
"Can't you understand English, can you? I said my father!"
=.=

Alright, anyway, we are not in the position to judge other people. All the best to the Beatie family.

Thomas Beatie and Oprah Winfrey on The Oprah Winfrey Show April 3, 2008

The Broken Tooth says
::So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::

Abdullah Says, "The Government WAS Stable."

Quoted from Malaysia DAP Leader Lim Kit Siang's blog here:

In Parliament last evening (Thursday), the Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi told reporters that the people should not to listen to rumors of an impending emergency rule.

He said:

"The government was stable. The security is under control. Everything is under control. Don't believe anything you hear.

"I don't think anybody should be worry. There are too many rumors."

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See? He admitted himself, the government indeed WAS stable. I don't know why, I feel sick every time I read his speech. You may say that I'm pin pointing his tiny mistakes but all I can say is

YES, I AM!

I just had a conversation with my mom the other day and she said thefts and robbery in K.L. are so common that they have became parts of our life. Is that what our PM meant when he said, "The security is under control."? I wanna throw up, some body please help me.

You-know-who

Note:
I tag this post as entertainment because I find them too funny and entertaining.

The Broken Tooth says
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Just when I Thought it was Unusual for Mahathir to be so... Quiet

When I knew the Malaysia ex Premier Tun Dr Mahathir started writing a blog, I followed up whenever he posted any update - thanks to Blogger's new auto-update "My Blog List" feature . Latest updated blog will be placed first at your blog list - cool and convenient. Now, you don't have to check your frequented blogs everyday.

OK, back to the topic again, for simplicity sake, I'll just call him M. M is a frequent blogger and I was really puzzled when his blog wasn't updated in My Blog List for a long time - something is not right with this noisy old man. It's like, if your mommy didn't nag you for one week, something must have gone very wrong, right? So, I took the initiative to visit his blog manually!

To my surprise - his blog was BARRED! Reasons given: SUSPECTED SPAM BLOG!

Tsk tsk tsk... Malaysia ex Premier's website was suspected to be a spam blog. What a world and disgrace~ His blog fans say there are "some people" sabotaging his website and blah blah blah. I don't know, what do you think?

I'm pretty sure that the government was celebrating for this. *I can hear evil laughter*

But no worries, M will fight and criticize till his last breath. His new blog is now available here.

Then again, I would like to stress out that I am neither pro-M nor pro-gov nor pro-opposition. Too many jokes from them makes me feel sick to pro any side.

The Broken Tooth says
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They Warn Us and We Blast Them Back

Remember how humorous Bolehland's Dato Seri Syed Hamid Albar was in the HardTalk program broadcasted on Thursday 13 September 2007? If you've missed that out, you can check it out here. Everyone was saying how good our Dato's Engrish is back then. (his English is still very good now, that's why I use present tense - my Engrend no good)

OK, back to topic, Annuar Ibrahim was accused for sodomizing one of his young mail aide not long ago and based on this news, I believe the States are questioning about how the government is handling the case. Check the news here.

Malaysia has reportedly blasted the United States for questioning its handling of sex accusations against opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim and said he was a "snitch" for America.

The United States said Monday it would oppose any politically motivated investigation or prosecution of Anwar...

..."America should not interfere with a (legal) exercise in our jurisdiction...," said Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar.

"American has always tried to warn small states like us, but we have never been threatened or felt threatened," he said...

...Syed Hamid also attacked Anwar's allegiances, reviving old allegations that he is too close to Washington. "Anwar is a snitch for America. Every time anything happens, he reports back to America," he said...

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I'm sure Annuar called the White House immediately after reading this.

A_n _ _r: Poppa Poppa, they're bullying me
O_b_ _a: 'ho's tha bastard?
A_n _ _r: H_m_ _ the botak-head
O_b_ _a: I'll sen troops to bomb 'is arse up. Dun 'orry UN will back yer arse hole up

They've surely entertained us well. Good job but whatever it is, I'm getting tired of all these jokes.

But anyway, we're not afraid of the Whites because we've been fighting the them for more than 200 years since Portuguese colony. Back then, knowing that we were surely dead, we still fought the Portuguese with our own freaking bare hands, parang and spears while they were holding guns and cannons. They threw us cannon balls and bullets, we fought back by throwing bull dungs and chicken shits! We took all measures to protect our dearest homeland. =) Hooray to the Malays who fought 200 years ago. We were so brave.

Note: "we" in this context means the Malay race because Chinese weren't local at that time (it's like, you won't risk your life for OTHER people's homeland, right?) - that's what the Malaysia History text book says

200 years later today, we are still very brave! We're not afraid of the bastards in the White House, we've NEVER felt threatened!! NOT AT ALL!! *Scream the Red Indian Hero Cheer - Hoo Hoo Haa Haa*

Oh however, when the video of police abusing and forcing Chinese prostitutes to squat-and-stand-while-pulling-their-ears in nude got exposed, we sent our delegates and ministers to China immediately, to apologize, to kowtow, even without Beijing saying a word. I was so impressed - for the first time the government was sooooo efficient.

Dato Seri Syed Hamid Albar

Note:

1. Picture courtesy of BBC News

The Broken Tooth says
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"Allah" is a Patented Name in Malaysia

I read this from The Washington Times,

Malaysian authorities confiscated Christian children's books, claiming the illustrations of prophets such as Moses and Abraham violate Islamic Shariah law...

...Malaysakini reported the Internal Security Ministry confiscated the literature from bookstores...

..."The officials have offended the sensitivities of Christians because their publications and depictions of their Biblical personalities have now become targets of unscrupulous Muslim officials bent on curtailing religious freedom in the country," Mr. Shastri said...

...The books confiscated from Johor Bahru, Senawang and Ipoh offended the sensibilities of Muslims, officials say, because Islam forbids the depiction of prophets...

...The Malaysian government last month also banned the use of the name "Allah" in any religion other than Islam, local press reports said...

...Allah, the Arabic word for "God," is used by both Christians and Muslims throughout the Arab world...

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The Bolehland is just getting more entertaining, with people doing all kinds of funny things. *speechless* My advise: Please don't use the forbidden name in public again, else you'll end up in jail. So, I suggest we say He-who-must-not-be-named,(sounds familiar isn't it?) since we are banned from calling His name anyway?

The Washington Times logo

Note:

1. Mr. Shastri is the general secretary of the Malaysian Council of Churches
2. Bolehland is the nickname of Malaysia

The Broken Tooth says
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Kill Beauty. Save the Children

The 2008 Miss World Malaysia pageant is rather... creative. The theme of the contest is "Kill Beauty. Save the Children" and the voting system is pretty interesting.

All the contestants are treated as prisoners / victims / what-ever-you-call-it and you can vote out the contestants by killing them. Here's the guild to kill:

A GUIDE TO "KILLING"
Murder. Mayhem. And more.

• Look through the profile of every Miss World Malaysia contestant via the LIST OF VICTIMS
• Eliminate the ones who you think do not deserve to be in the Miss World Malaysia pageant by clicking the “KILL” button
• To ensure that a particular victim gets eliminated, click on “KILL” as many times as possible
• Then, click some more, killer
• Cue maniacal laughter

You can kill the victims over and over again to make sure they are definitely dead. (How cruel for a beauty pageant contest). You can kill the undeserving contestants here. Beauty contest is definitely getting more and more violent nowadays.

Soon PAS will protest about this because it promotes social ills and the kids in front of TV will get gila and kill everyone they see in scholl and...

Miss World Malaysia main page

Note

1. gila = crazy

The Broken Tooth says
::So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::

The Creepy Show for Children

Warning: If you're a religious-issue-hyperallergic weirdo,
I suggest you not to watch this.

This is a part of "The Adventures of Mark Twain" claymation screened in the year of 1985, when I was 0 year old. =) Mark Twain was the famous author who wrote "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer". You may watch the full movie here (They talked about Adam and Eve, too! So cute!)

P.S. The clay men are so cute ^^

The Broken Tooth says
::So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::

Lah Lah Lah...

Quote from Channelnewsasia here:

...Malaysia's opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim on Sunday denounced new allegations of sodomy against him...

..Anwar's Keadilan party said one of his aides, 23-year-old Saiful Bahari, had been arrested and forced to make a report saying the opposition leader had sodomized him...

.."I urge the Malaysian people to stand against the repressive forces that will be unleashed by the government in the coming days and weeks."...

Annuar made a statement that he will have sufficient power to topple the ruling government by August or September and this is what he gets. The Rakyat will surely can't help to think (or at least, I think),

Is the government behind this? (Note: This is not a statement.)

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In response to that, the PM said, (quoted from The Star)

...Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi reiterated that the Barisan Nasional Government was not behind the latest allegation of sodomy against Anwar.

Stating that he was shocked on hearing the police report lodged by an aide of Anwar on Saturday night...

..."We are not (involved). Umno and Barisan Nasional did not plan to trouble, disturb or accuse him.

"I believe even my friends like (Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri) Najib (Tun Razak) did not have any intention to do such a thing to him,"...

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"I believe even the Deputy did not have any intention," he said... =.= I really don't understand why he needs to say this.

After that, Annuar received death threats and now hiding in the Turkish Embassy. What a world...


Note:

1. Rakyat = People of Malaysia
2. P.S. I am not an Opposition supporter, neither the ruling government. So, pH 7.00, Neutral
3. I love Malaysia =)

The Broken Tooth says

:: So long, farewell; I hate to say Good Bye::